A Proposal for the introduction of a new Idea to understand some stupid situations better

A thing has been bothering me for sometime. We all know the whole human world is basically divided into two ideas- the absolute and the relative.Here idea,in the philosophical sense, maybe perceptive or non perceptive. Ideas like persons, a particular book, the moon, the sun, etc, etc. are absolute and that's a known fact, nearly. Also ideas like Love, happiness, fear, greed,etc. etc. are all relative ones... they differ from entity to entity. Now sometimes i come across some stupid situations but they don't provide me with the sufficient facts to be able to put it in just any of the both ideas singly, because they can be described in both ways. Like we take the example of being drunk. Now when a person is drunk he really doesn't know how much he is drunk so he might think he is not at all drunk, he is a bit drunk or he is heavily drunk. Let us put this drunk man in front of a sober man. the sober man will give him an absolute answer. Now let us put this drunk man in front of another drunk man. We get a real problem here, but still for convenience let us suppose one thinks he is heavily drunk and the other thinks he is not at all drunk. So the the person who thought he was heavily drunk will now begin to think by looking at the other person that he is not that heavily drunk and lower his drunk measure and start thinking he is just a bit drunk. This is a relative idea of the first person with respect to the second person. Now of course to realize a solution to such types we need a new idea. So i would like to propose a new idea the "realative"... It's neither totally absolute nor totally relative. It's a mixture of both.